gayfarmer:

me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:

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curseworm:

me buying root vegetables at the farmers market wih the leaves still attached an using th root vegtable And the leaves to make Double Food

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@2 days ago with 1106 notes
darthlampman:
“Pick a script, hypocrites.
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darthlampman:

Pick a script, hypocrites.

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coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

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@3 days ago with 86887 notes

gingerly-writing:

no negativity this year we love ourselves like supervillains

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titenoute:

eldrake:

thranduilland:

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

thanks for the context omg

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@3 days ago with 889665 notes

gemini-minded:

Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.

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@4 days ago with 133861 notes

yoshisuggestions:

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

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raychleadele:
“ sashayed:
“ qozelqort:
“The birth of Snake Venus
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snenus
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First off, this is hilarious, but secondly, the artist’s name is Bill Flowers and he literally goes by The Snake Artist because he just does a bunch of paintings like...

raychleadele:

sashayed:

qozelqort:

The birth of Snake Venus

snenus

First off, this is hilarious, but secondly, the artist’s name is Bill Flowers and he literally goes by The Snake Artist because he just does a bunch of paintings like this.


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He’s also apparently a “venomous snake wrangler.” He’s Australian, which I feel explains a lot.

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@3 days ago with 6771 notes

argumate:

aisandetsarepeopletoo:

Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!

“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest

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sweetlyseveretraveler:
“ thisobscuredesireforbeauty:
“Bulgarian Demon Chasers.
Photography: Aron Klein.
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“Kukeri is an ancient pagan ritual practiced annually across the Balkan mountain regions where local men wear carved wooden masks of...

sweetlyseveretraveler:

thisobscuredesireforbeauty:

Bulgarian Demon Chasers.
Photography: Aron Klein.
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“Kukeri is an ancient pagan ritual practiced annually across the Balkan mountain regions where local men wear carved wooden masks of beasts’ faces and hang heavy bells around their waists as they perform arcane dances,” says London-based photographer Aron Klein. The Kukeri Project is Aron’s magical and dreamlike series that consists of hypnotic images of large men in carnivalesque costumes, posing menacingly in the wintry Bulgarian mountains. 

https://www.itsnicethat.com/articles/aron-klein-bulgarian-demon-chasers-photography-090118

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@3 days ago with 13687 notes

nightly-echoes:

chittockwrites:

tiny-loudness:

In Russian we don’t say “you’re too full of yourself, doing this unpleasant thing won’t hurt your dignity”, we say “корона с головы не упадёт”, which translates to “your crown won’t fall off your head”, and I think that’s pretty neat

this is so amazing cause we have something similar thing in hungarian? we don’t say the crown thing, we say “az aranygyűrű nem esik le az ujjadról” which translates to “the golden ring won’t fall off your finger”

In Germany we also refer to a crown. We say “Da bricht dir kein Zacken aus der Krone” which roughly translates to “It won’t break off a prong of your crown”.

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